- Ankh if you love Isis
- Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down
- Beware of Quantum Ducks Quark! Quark! Quark!
- Born Again Pagan
- "C" combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language
- Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.
- Dyslexics have more fnu
- Give me that REAL Old-Time Religion Isis Astarte Diana Hecate Demeter Kali Danu Inanna
- To Hell with the Prime Directive! Let's kill something!
- He's Dead, Jim
- He's dim, Jedi
- I am the Imp of the Perverse (knowing this won't help you, either)
- I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused
- If God hadn't wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given me such a vivid imagination
- If words could speak, I wonder what they'd say?
- If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
- It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
- YOUR lack of planning does not constitute MY emergency
- I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm NOT GOING
- It's never too late to have a happy childhood
- Live Lent in the fast lane
- The meek will inherit the Earth -- the rest of us will go to the stars
- My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring
- Please do not look into laser with remaining eyeball
- Nasty, Brutish, and Short
- Nice computers don't go down
- There ARE no nice computers
- 186,000 miles per second: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
- 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs/fortnight: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW
- Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth
- Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with science fiction
- League of Pushy Women, Self-Appointed Chapter Head
- So many books, so little time
- Think "HONK" if you're a telepath
- Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music
- 2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2
- What's the point of being fascinatingly crazy if you can't enrich the world with it?
- Why can't you be unique and original like everyone else?
- Windows & Icons & Mice, oh, my!
- You know, just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets
- You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much of your time reading buttons
