Mercedes (To the tune of "Maria") by Don Sakers Mercedes! I just wrote a book with Mercedes. We wrote it all ourselves It's all about these elves (Some gay!) Mercedes! I just wrote a book with Mercedes It wasn't such a pain The sequel's due from Baen Next May! Mercedes. . . Print it large and the books are selling Leave it off and there's just no telling The fans keep on yelling: Mercedes! Mercedes! I just wrote a book with Mercedes. This volume's just Part One The story won't be done For years! Mercedes! I just wrote a book with Mercedes And so have all my friends A line that never ends No way! Mercedes. . . Join the club, we could have a meeting But the stadium lacks enough seating So we'll just keep repeating Mercedes! Everybody sing! Now just the beginning writers! Now the Hugo winners! . . . Boy Scouts! . . . Members of Hadassah! . . . Left-handed horse breeders! . . . etc. etc.