Monday's Child...

Monday's child is Farrah Fawcett
Tuesday's child is Fuller Brush Man
Wednesday's child is Martin Balsam
Thursday's child is Tommy Newsome
Friday's child is Euell Gibbons
Saturday's child is Richard Simmons
But the child that's born on the Sabbath day
Is John and Paul and George and Jay.

(composed by Jill Rhyne-Grey, with help from her friends)